Yep, love is real and special—have you seen Ree and Ladd Drummond lately?—but that doesn't mean you can't accept a good express joy about information technology from time to time. This year, consider taking a pause from all the sappiness and seriousness by reading through these funny Valentine's Mean solar day quotes. Whether you're looking for a silly Valentine's 24-hour interval pun to text to friends on February 14 or are in need of a winning Valentine's Twenty-four hours Instagram caption, nosotros've got you covered. Lines from romantic movies are always a fun pick, especially when the movie in question is 16 Candles ("That'south why they call them crushes. If they were like shooting fish in a barrel, they'd call them something else"). And quotes from TV shows are just as fabled, like this unforgettable line from Dwight Schrute of The Office: "I just want to exist friends. Plus a petty actress. Too, I love you." Come on—how cute would that be plastered on the outside of a DIY Valentine's Solar day card?
Accept a wait at our favorites, and prepare to make your favorite person's day that much funnier. (And if you are, in fact, in the mood for something a piddling more heartfelt, cheque out these archetype Valentine's Twenty-four hours quotes, too!)
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Groucho Marx
"I was married by a judge. I should've asked for a jury."
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Charles Schulz
"Beloved is sharing your popcorn."
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Phyllis Schlafly
"Spousal relationship is like pantyhose. Information technology all depends on what you put into it."
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Tim Allen
"A guy knows he'south in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days."
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Roseanne Barr
"Yous may marry the man of your dreams, ladies, but xiv years afterward you're married to a burrow that burps."
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Elizabeth Taylor
"I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed, likewise—for beingness married then many times."
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Ralphie May
"Every bit a human in a relationship, you have two choices: You can exist right, or you can be happy."
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Jenny Han, 'To All the Boys I've Loved Before'
"I didn't fall for you, yous tripped me!"
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Amy Santiago, 'Brooklyn Nine-Nine'
"I dearest you lot and I treasure yous and ya bore me."
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Cameron Esposito
"I married for honey. Only the obvious side benefit of having someone around to notice your glasses cannot exist ignored."
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Albert Einstein
"Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in honey."
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Dolly Parton
"Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of y'all."
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Michael Scott, 'The Part'
"Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to exist afraid of how much they love me."
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Rita Rudner
"I love being married. It'due south so great to observe one special person y'all want to badger for the rest of your life."
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Lemony Snicket
"Dear tin can change a person the style a parent tin can change a infant—awkwardly, and often with a nifty deal of mess."
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Socrates
"By all means marry. If you get a proficient wife, y'all'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."
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Jean Illsey Clarke
"I love yous no matter what you exercise, but exercise you have to do then much of information technology?"
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Jim Baker, '16 Candles'
"That's why they call them crushes. If they were easy, they'd call them something else."
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Jimmy Fallon
"Oh, here'southward an idea: Let's make pictures of our internal organs and give them to other people we love on Valentine'due south Twenty-four hour period. That's not weird at all."
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Jerry Seinfeld
"Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women; a little bit of back up and a picayune bit of liberty."
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Mae West
"Love thy neighbor—and if he happens to be tall, debonair, and devastating, it will be that much easier."
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Mike Primavera
"You are never alone on Valentine's 24-hour interval if you're nigh a lake and have bread."
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Charles M. Schulz
"All you need is love. But a piffling chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."
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Henny Youngman
"You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for information technology."
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Paul Valery
"Love is being stupid together."
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Richard Jeni
"Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can false that, you lot're in."
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Lynda Barry
"Dear is an exploding cigar nosotros willingly smoke."
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Lily Tomlin
"If love is the answer, can you please rephrase the question?"
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Joan Crawford
"Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or fire down your firm, you can never tell."
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Jules Renard
"Love is an hourglass, with the middle filling up as the encephalon empties."
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